"His hair... it looked TERRIBLE. It was all wispy and full of static. All the other murder spies respected me for my gorgeous hair, and also my skills as a murder spy I guess. But mostly my gorgeous hair. Lon's awful mop was going to destroy my reputation. I couldn't be related to someone with such a crass hairstyle! It was time to take... DRASTIC ACTION. I gathered up some shampoo and conditioner, recruited three other agents, and secured a suitable ambush location away from any surveillance. It was time to assassinate my brother's unattractive hair."
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