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So, I have good news and bad news. The sales figures have just come in, and Lon's redesign is wildly popular with adolescent girls, probably because he looks like a cross between a mysterious world-weary space assassin and a boy band vampire. The board of directors is furious, but when I asked what specifically they were upset about, they just sat there glancing helplessly at each other and wringing their hands. They asked if we could find a way to put some more scars on Lon, but I told them that whole horror story about the censors and the hair syrup and they dropped it. That's the good news. The other good news is that the new Noh action figures are very popular amongst adolescents in general, irrespective of gender. The bad news is that the bosses are mad about that, too, for some reason, and they want to know if we can contract Rob Liefeld or Boris Vallejo or someone to redesign her. I told them the design budget ran out after we spent fifty thousand dollars designing Lon's scars. I think they bought it.

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Ch15 29

Nov28

on November 28, 2014 at 12:01 am

Chapter: CH15

Characters: Lon, Noh, Raine

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