Hello! I, Cory, have some things to say to you.

1. This cheesy radio drama alt-text adventure will be continued in future chapters, though it may be told from different perspectives.

2. Mad Max: Fury Road melted my face and now I have a gross mutant skull face and I wander the highways in my high-octane deathmobile made out of old cars and pointy things, engaging in vehicular combat and occasionally pausing to stare into the wasteland, haunted, before turning to headbutt a screaming religious zealot through the windshield of a speeding murder truck. What I’m saying here is that it’s good and I liked it.

Edit: Forgot to add the poll in for today! Voting ends tomorrow at a minute to midnight, so last chance!

Which character would you like to see an art or wallpaper of?