You know what the worst thing ever invented is? Black Friday. Someone invented a sale that kills people and people keep doing it. It is becoming a thing in Canada now and I am extremely displeased by this. We had to do some regular, non-fatal grocery shopping and it was a disastrous mess due to the bargain demons swarming the endless realm of hateful darkness that was every store anywhere ever.

Oh, well. That’s over with until next year. Happy holidays!